Brian cracked me up because when he saw it in the trunk of my car he asked sadly,
"So is this what we're doing now?" Ha!
It was $5.99 "FIRM," in case you were wondering. They couldn't let it go for a mere $4.99. Obviously!
but believe me, it still looks bad.
Very bad.
The top is a damaged mess, which is only exacerbated by the two coats of white paint I added.
I'm weighing the options. 1) Throw it in the trash. Seriously.
2) Trick someone into buying it off of Craigslist for $30, MAX.
3) Use an ASCP Louis Blue "wash" and then finishing it off with a soft wax.
I'm leaning towards #3, but I'm seriously considering the other two. Thoughts?